Ever Been Drunk Enough to Shoot a Bottle Rocket Out of Your Anus?


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Muse Seymour‘s insight:

This may be the greatest string of words ever written. The whole article is a doozy.

"’Defendant Hughes placed a bottle rocket in his anus, ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant’s rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back, at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the deck.’"

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